Things About Bleach that Really Weird me Out

Things About Bleach that Really Weird me Out

I been thinking a lot about bleach and there are many things that do not seem to make sense at all. I know that this is anime and that anime is supposed to be fun or whatever. Still its becoming harder and harder to focus on an anime show that has far too many odd things that jump out at you like a rat in a closest. for starters why does a spirit need organs. I understand that the spirits in bleach should feel pain or get severed limbs or whatever. But why does a soul reaper, a hollow or a lil ghost child need organs.

And for that matter why do the spirit people in bleach bleed? It makes them look too human. and besides I have other issues about soul reapers. Like the soul reapers needing to eat some sort of rechi burger and rechi rice ball and the like. I get why hollows eat other humans souls. It is a given, however, the fact that soul reapers get nutrients from some bizarre spirit food is beyond me. And besides if they must eat why should it look like something natural. natural food in the soul society is the most unnatural scenario and the world.

Aside from solving the soul reaper food crisis, another things that weird me out is the dust. Have you noticed that soul reapers and hollows alike seem to always be bashing against a vacuum. Allow me to explain, for example Ichigo gets kicked by an esparda , lets say Grimmjow and he then as a results flies into the sky. But surprise , surprise he slows down his incline by holding onto "noting" in the air. Plus, this nothing seems to be rather dusty to boot. Heck, the air in the other world must be impossible to breathe for normal humans. then again why do soul reapers and other spirit peaple need to breath for that matter.

the next thing that really annoys me is Amor. did you remember that ugly as sin black esparda (I think he was number nine) that had a lot of eyes. When he fought the walking man all of his attacks where either amor this or amor that. Plus, why did he not use a combination of amor and his shadow clone jitsu. Its like whenever they go to level two they cannot use the techniques of level 1. Heck it seems that all the soul reapers are also going directly to Bankai. It almost looks like the mangaka artist do not want to bother with level 2 anymore. Heck Ichigo stopped using his level 2 long time ago. Now he either he uses that creepy hollow mask or just sticks to Tetsuga tenshio. Well, I suppose it is easier to draw a small black blade than to go insane about his giant butcher's knife. But between you and me I really had a thing for that giant butcher's knife.

Remember how his hollow white form used to use it. He was such a darling! whats worse is that Ichigo only used that tornado attack on Byakuya only once to humor everyone when he rescued Rukya. From then on no more cool attacks. Is like they forget all the ancient attacks. I like an anime show that uses attack combinations and that does not forget the level 1s, the level 2s and the Bankai. It would be nice to see a combination of all the above specs. now that would truly make one varied battle style.

However, the thing that really drives me nuts are the esparda attacks. Have you noticed that all the attacks of the espardas are in Spanish. lanza del trueno (thunder lance), Amor (love) glottoneria (gluttony), los lobos (the wolfs), mulcielago (bat) and my personal favorite Santa Teresa (or Saint Teresa) .heck they are even called numeros (numbers) and each have their own assigned fracciones (fractions). God this is just so dreadful. As for the good guys all their attacks have japanese names. You know what I am getting from all of this. That they are implicitly saying that all the Spanish speakers are heartless monsters that suck the life of all the Japanese souls. Can you believe the nerve of those guys? I mean I cannot help feeling alluded after seeing that all the espardas have Spanish swords and attacks. I don't know if that was done on purpose or not but I still feel very , very angry. 

Oh and the creme de la creme of this whole bleach nonsense is chad. How many Mexicans do you know are actually called chad? All male Spanish name end in O. so perhaps his name was pronounced Chado but when translated it became chad. Still he does not look the least bit Mexican. Heck he looks like one of those super stud Brazilians from a telenovela (soup opera). Plus, the way he talks and acts is so unlike the Mexicans. I mean Mexicans show a bit more signs of life. Chad most of the time seems too serious , too dead. If anyone deserves the hollow title is him. Still his attacks are pretty interesting, Brazo isquierdo (left hand) or was it derecho (right) del diablo (of the devil) was pretty interesting. Still all that show boating was for naught considering that Nnoitra beated him to a pulp as soon has he gained his first major victory.

In conclusion folks, these are among the many things about bleach that either weird me out or annoy me. Despite the long list of flaws it is still pretty entertaining and it has not stopped me from watching it nonstop ever since it came out. But between you and me what really kills me lil by lil are those stupid, cursed dreadful filler episodes. Trust me folks if you cannot create a proper filler episode, by the gods do not try to do so. Before I go I shall give a small list of fillers that I really hated. The first was all the don Kanoji related episodes, then Bounts (who resemble a lot vampires) and lastly the golden girl princess episodes. Those in my opinion are the worst episodes in the history of anime period! Tata and good day to you folks.