A fine Weather For Freaks , ghouls and vampires
A Fine Weather For Zombies, Vampires and Werewolf Reviewed by Zombie Tere, the braingonaut This blog is meant to inform readers wha...
https://phistars.blogspot.com/2011/08/fine-weather-for-freaks-ghouls-and.html
A Fine Weather For Zombies, Vampires and Werewolf
Reviewed by Zombie Tere, the braingonaut
Reviewed by Zombie Tere, the braingonaut
This blog is meant to inform readers what sort of weather patterns are likely to increase the occurrences of vampire, werewolves and zombie related attacks. For example, Vampires and werewolves prefer warmer climates while Zombies only appear during scorching summers. Now let us discuss why such climate types are perfect for the survival of these things.
By keeping this in mind it will help all monster seekers narrow down their searches.Vampires prefer cold northern climate regions because the sun remains hidden most of the time. Such regions rarely receive any direct sunlight and when it does it is soft and most of the time it is opaque by the clouds. Usually in such northern tundra like locations habitable land is scarce and towns remain far apart. This makes hunting for humans perfect for vampires. All they would have to do is jump a random solitude traveler and then sink back into the darkness.
Werewolves also prefer similar however the nature of their malady makes them endemic to the regions of Germany, Italy and any other location part of the former Byzantine Empire. Allow me to explain,unlike vampire’s werewolf have a closer proximity to nature. Their wolf like nature makes it impossible for them to survive in the city. Thus, werewolves so far have remained in the same primordial pacts (those that migrated with the Aryan that invaded Rome) in the regions I mentioned before.
The reason for zombie’s preference to warm climate is beyond me. For some odd reason the undead then to rise during the summer. One theory is that during the summer the heat warms the ground enough for the special chemicals inside the zombies to react and thus making it possible for them to receive the first “life” jolt. Others on the other believe that during the summer the intensity of the UV rays helps for zombies to rise from the grave. Needless to say, due to global warming we might have a zombie attack in the near future.
The areas that are most likely to have zombie attack are those that fall in the north hemisphere Hadley Cells. The Hadley Cells is a wind cell in the atmosphere. Our entire whether pattern is dictated by these air cells. This cell in specific is responsible for the scorching heat and the hurricanes that start off from Africa. Another key factor is deforestation.Deforestation makes the ozone whole bigger in those regions allowing for more zombie UV making rays to enter the atmosphere.
Haiti has a high zombie population. This country in specific has both key factors. In the past Haiti used to be a tropical paradise. These threes kept the ozone strong in that region thus keeping the evil Zombie rays away from Haiti. However, due to horticulture,high population raises ect the zombie population reached their maximum during the reign of François Duvalier. But enough of ancient history. Thus, to have zombies you need to things the Hadley Cell and a huge whole in the Ozone Layer. So if you live in places like the Sahara desert, Florida, Mexico, Haiti, middle east,South of China, Vietnam ect the pack up on anti zombie gear. I hope this information will help my fellow readers to defend themselves against zombie,vampire and werewolf attacks.
.
