How the Santos Can Help You Get A's

How the Santos Can Help You Get A's

Santos or Saints are the key figures in Cuban and the American Branch of santeria. Should one make the proper rites to them they will help you out even if you think they are demons, spooks or nonexistent. They run on ashe. Ashe allows them to exist. The rituals allows for ashe to be sent to them. Thus, it is beneficial for them to help non-practitioners every once in a while.

Ok. First runner up is Saint Judes. He is the saint of lost causes. This one is best used for super important finals. If you have studied long and hard and still gotten Ds and Cs (or F's), putting a water glass in front of his image will allow for him to give you the good grade you desire. If you do not have an image of him just google the name and print it out.




For language exams, it is best to donate some water to Ellegua. Ellegua speaks all the know languages know to both man and gods alike. If anyone can help you with the language exams it is him. Also, Ellegua is a little kid so offer him some candy and maybe some marbles and little toy cars.

For history, St. Patrick is your main man. He is know to have helped Olofi in the creation of the world. He was and still is the witness of all the events that happened. He is sorta an old man so give him so bruzel sprouts and prunes to sweeten him up.

For math and science Ogun. He is the master of all metals. He must always be calculating and measuring the accurate amount of each item he makes. Thus he is both skilled in all sorts of math and sciences. For him offer up some metal.

For Physical Education it is best to ask Chango for help. Chango is the Saint of lighting. He is also the fasted and most energetic saint around. With him at his side you can win any race , dominate any running sport. Just bride him with a date with your sister ( he is quite the playboy). Nahh just kidding, for him water and sneakers.

Oh and before I forget. For exams in general I suggest you put some water for the Saint Sisto Perez. Grandma used to tell mother to put water for him before each exam, This offering used to do wonders for her grades. She was able to make it through collage with straight A's . 

With this you can earn a straight As average.

Another subject that people have a hard time is pottery. I know that many do not study this however,the art students must eventually tackle with the mud. It is useful in the life outside school for Pottery can be used to summon your beloved's spirit, like the movie Ghosth. Anyhow, you main man is Obatala. He crafted humans using clay and water so he can help you with the pottery. All you must do is offer to him some humble clay or a red brick. Weird huh. In doing so you will be able to craft from the easiest vase to the most complicated coffee mug.

Below is its effigy he is the she in the center. Yep...the saints can appear as both male and female.

A subject that all future cops are going to have to take is criminology. this is the study on the theory of catching bad guys. It includes methods for collecting finger prints and the perfect technique for using the lie detector. In order to succeed in this class one will need the brain smart of Baron sambi ( aka the Shame of the World). this fellow lwa or saint is the ruler of the dead. Thus, it is only he that can understand the mind and the works of criminals. To gain his favor (and his A), you will have to offer some compost that is made from 50% of fallen animal. Another option, its to give him a rotten fish buried in a dirt pot. A less messy offering is a palm branch. With his aid you will learn the art of Criminology.

His saint Equivalent is St. Gerald. It is best to give the offering to this effigy or to just offer it in-front of this image in you computer.:D