The Fashion of Lady Gaga

The Fashion of Lady Gaga

Only an eccentric artist like Lady Gaga can make meat look this fashionable. Damn, who came up with this design. Still she does looks pretty hot with the meat all over her finely tuned body. What I find a bit anti climatic is expensive jewelery next to such cheap meat. Then again she might be wearing some very expensive beef. In any case, for originality, this "dress" deserves 5 stars.

She looks really pale in this picture. The white hair suits her rather well. I like how the shinny purple top and the red lips give color to this photograph. Without it, this would be quite the monochromatic photo. In any case, Lady Gaga gets 5 stars for this cute photograph. She is very  photogenic.

This is version two of the previous photo. Have you noticed that she is missing the sand script tattoo? Was it removed via Photoshop or did she not have it at the time. I can still see the rose tattoo and the peace sign in her wrist. The attire is pretty neat overall, it has no"weird" elements that are typical the attires chosen by Lady Gaga ( which is such a pity...). In any case, this version, deserves also 5 stars.

The next photograph shows the attire that Lady Gaga wore in a music video she made with Kanye West. She was going to have a tour with him but it got cancelled for some reason or other. In any case, we at least have this cute dress to work with. It has quite the interesting vibe about it. A new take on hipness. I don't know... I just think she looks both cool and original. Kinda reminds me a bit of the attire used by super heroes. In any case, 5 stars. 

One tattoo that it is visible in this photograph is the flower tattoo. They edit out the sand script tattoo again. I must admit that visually it is a bit problematic (for reason that we all know). I like how the back is exposed. Pretty neat,  5 stars for Lady Gaga.

The next attire is part of Lady Gaga's charity concert to alleviate the plight of Japan after the tsunami/ earthquake. I recently heard, that Japan now experienced a killer Typhoon. At this rate, there is not gonna be any Japan left. This is truly not the year for the  Japanese (cause mother nature has gone berserk on them). Ok, back to Lady Gaga. The face paint that she has is a Gaga version of Kabuki theater face paint. All the traditional Japanese actors wear them. As for the hairstyle, is a variation of the "meatball" hairstyle of Sailor Moon.  The rest of the attire I can't make out. From what I see it looks quite original. In any case, another 5 stars for Lady Gaga.

The next photograph shows Lady Gaga with the wristband that she sold for Japan. This charity concert landed Lady Gaga in some deep water. Some of her evil managers over inflated the prices of the headband and kept the profits for themselves. She only found out about this later when the lawsuits started pouring. I never found out how the whole thing got resolved. I guess it got settle in the settlement court. So there you have the lil side story of those wristbands. In any, this lingerie like black attire deserves 5 stars. 

The way way her skin is arranged gives Lady Gaga a mannequin like quality. This photograph is not monochrome per say. Rather, her colors are opaqued to contrast with the black leather. Pretty neat, 5 stars.

That queen of England has met a lot of eccentric people in her long life. But I bet she never met someone like Lady Gaga. That attire with the red make up really gives Lady Gaga quite the surrealist look (plus she kinda reminds me of the queen of Hearths for some reason) . She is larger than life, as the saying goes. I am not saying it looks bad, however contrasted with the somber black clothing of her highness, it seems that the queen is paying homage to Lady Gaga and not the other way around. I like the impressed ( or bewildered ) expression of Kanye West a lot. I guess its not everyday one has the honor to meet a Queen. In any case, this trio deserves 5 stars.

The next photograph Lady Gaga is at her piano. She is wearing a black leather dress with a black crystal like structure coming out of the shoulder. Her hair appears long and straight and it is cut just bellow the eyebrows. In any case, she gets 5 stars.

I don't know.... Something about this attire and the hairstyle gives her a bit of a manly quality. I think it was done on purpose. After all, Lady Gaga supports all the gay unicorns  ( she said this at the Monster Ball ) out there in the world. In any case, she deserves 5 stars.

How original!! A bow tie made of hair.Neat, 5 stars for Lady GaGa.

Neat, this dress is something else. I don't know why she looks like a crab fish. Or some a lobster... I don't know there is something about that crown that is hypnotizing. The dress would have been normal enough had she omitted the crown/mask (but then who would want that). Pretty neat, and surrealist, 5 stars for Lady Gaga, for making an award show look interesting.

Neat, Grr... me like the tiger bench. Haha, Ok... the attire is hippie enough, has a lot of bright colors. The cuts is what makes the dress. I am not too big on the hat... the glasses are peachy, they match the couch. In any case, another 5 stars for Gaga.

That is one cool metal dress. Makes her look robotic , or like a sci fi girl. She is posing like a criminal. I guess she went berserk on a paparazzi (can't blame her... some of them are really annoying). I guess she is 5'5 in height. In any case, Lady Gaga gets another 5 stars.

Neat, short and simple. The happy face of the dress looks pretty. Now what I really like are those lil boots. They look pretty sleek. Another 5 stars.

Neat, this is one pretty cool attire. Kinda makes Gaga look like a freaky bird of Prey. The mask bears a resemblance to that of the phantom of the opera. Pretty cool, if only there where more Lady Gagas out there. Oh... well another 5 stars.

Damn, Lady Gaga can be scary sometimes. There is so much blood... and it kinda sticks out because she is wearing white. Well, if she wanted her song to both sound and look emotional the blood does the trick. I don't know why singers do perform cover in blood more often. It seems to work for Lady Gaga (considering that her popularity is ever on the rise). In any, case she deserves 5 stars.

Neat, I love watching that Gaga dance. 5 stars.

The next photograph is a promo for Lady Gaga's monster Ball. This was her second world tours. I watched this show in HBO, where Gaga performed in Madison Square Garden. After this show, the name of Lady Gaga became a permanent imprint in my memory. I will never forget that show (that's how weird it was). These whole stage was designed by Gaga. She wanted all her fans to experience the show the same way, so she made a lot of calculations to make certain that her diamond shaped stage fitted neatly in any arena. In any case, for her pop electro opera.

Neat, she looks like such a naughty girl in this attire. That yellow wallpaper has a lot of freaky things. If I remember correctly, the yellow wallpaper lady went insane in the end. In any case, Gaga gets another 5 stars.

Neat, fireworks Wonder bra. Scary... Her expression is pretty neat. She gets 5 stars.

Well, the fire bra is useful for reaching the high notes. See pretty neat, 5 stars for Lady Gaga.

Now this is one pretty dress. I like the shell quality about it. Pretty neat, 5 stars.

Neat, here Lady Gaga is wearing the metal dress. She looks really cool doing the robot. In any case, she deserves 5 stars.

The next attire of Gaga is for the promo her new music video You and I. She looks pretty neat. 5 stars.

I guess this is more of a costume than an outfit. She does look cool as a mermaid. She looks pretty neat in that lab. She deserves 5 stars.

Neat, microphone, its all sparkly. I like how her dominant singing hand has the two forefingers are exposed. Pretty neat, she deserves 5 stars.

Neat, she has a fish face like those of her mermaid form. The black leather vest looks pretty neat. 5 stars for Lady Gaga.

Now this is just a bit too much... Cat woman gone classical. I can't say I like this.................. eh why not, 5 stars.

Oh woah, this photo is very pretty. And her black lips are all so shinny. I think this is also from "you and I". 5 stars for Lady Gaga.

The mermaid reclining. Lady Gaga makes one pretty mermaid. 5 stars.

Now that I look closer, I think that tattoo has cursive letters. Eh... now its no fun at all. Lady Gaga needs a sand script tattoo. Those letters are really pretty. That simple nightgown looks really pretty. I like the flower patterns around the top. 5 stars.

Those are some weird pointy glasses. That weird elongated device was commonly used by opera singers to prep up their voices for concert. I think its cute the painted mole bellow her eye. 5 stars for Lady Gaga's "You and I" poster.

Without getting to Gaga's music we managed to write quite the extremely long blog. Its lovely to see someone that has a taste of the theatrics. Lady Gaga never fails to give her viewers/listeners a concert filled with wonders and delights that the world has never seen. Her originality, her sensuality and her weirdness has made her into a world class artist. There never was and there never will be another Lady Gaga.